RIPPER: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

MANDRAKE: Well, I can't say I have.

RIPPER: Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?

MANDRAKE: Well, I-I believe that's what they drink, Jack, yes.

RIPPER: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

MANDRAKE: Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can't quite see what you're getting at, Jack.

RIPPER: Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water?

MANDRAKE: Uh, uh, Good Lord!

Mandrake - Patrick Barb
Gen. Ripper - Bryan Sexton