Jesus’
Ten Most Unwanted List
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From Grand Theft Jesus (Crown)
by Robert S. McElvaine
The Bottom Ten Jesus Thieves
(A contemporary list of the sort of people Jesus warned us about,
“those who come to us
in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.”)
The Leading Lites
1. George W. Bush
“The Jesus-Thief-in-Chief”
2. Pat Robertson
The 700 Club
3. James Dobson
Focus on the Family
4. Tim LaHaye
author, Left
Behind series
5. Joel Osteen
Senior Pastor,
The Lesser Lites
6. Richard Land
President, The Ethics & Religious Liberty
Commission,
Southern Baptist Convention
7. Ralph Reed
political consultant and first director of the
Christian Coalition
8. Tom DeLay
former U.S. House of Representatives Majority Leader
9. Rod Parsley
Senior Pastor,
10. Roy Moore
former Chief Justice of Alabama
Supreme Court
Demeritus Members
Posthumous:
Jerry Falwell
D. James Kennedy
Lapsed:
Ted Haggard
Dishonorable Mention
Ann Coulter, Randall Terry, Joyce Mayer, Donald
Wildmon,
David Barton, James Hagee.
“I offer my apologies and condolences to those I have omitted. I realize that
some of them will be as upset about not making the list as I was when I found I
had not made Richard Nixon’s “Enemies List.” (I am confident that if George W.
Bush has an Enemies List, I am on it now.) There is, however, a very important
difference between being on Nixon’s or Bush’s Enemies List and being on Jesus’
Enemies List: Jesus loves his enemies.”- Robert McElvaine
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