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Sunday, July 9, 2006

Jesusless: The Church of Conservatism: By attacking 'the liberal hostility to God-based religions,' Coulter exposes her own hostility to Jesus-based religion

Author(s): Robert S. McElvaine Special to The Chicago Sun-Times   Date: July 9, 2006 Page: B3 Section: Controversy

 

In Godless, her latest and most ill-tempered book-length rant, Ann Coulter asserts that liberalism is a "godless" religion. In fact, however, the most fundamental problem in Christianity in America and the world today is that the "fundamentalist" religion that most loudly proclaims itself to be "Christian" is Jesusless. Coulter demonstrates how Jesusless she and her cohorts who have co-opted the name of Christianity are when she identifies "Americans' Christian destiny" as "jet skis, steak on the electric grill, hot showers and night skiing." For some reason, she fails to cite her source in the Gospels for her definition of Christian destiny, which amounts to:

 

Jesus died for our jet skis.

 

Read the Gospels from beginning to end and nowhere will you find Jesus suggesting anything like what Coulter sees as the destiny of Christians. Quite the contrary. Indeed, there is no source in anything Jesus said for most of what the best-known "Christians" preach in his name these days. While Coulter fumes that "liberalism is the opposition party to God," the clear truth is that what passes for "Christianity" today is the opposition party to Jesus. She attacks "the liberal hostility to God-based religions," while exposing her own hostility to Jesus-based religion.

 

The Church of Coulter -- and that of the loudest "Christians" today -- should be called what it plainly is: Jesusless: The Church of Mammon.

 

Coulter makes millions by calling others treasonous and Godless and saying, "We should invade [Muslim] countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity." Conversion should start at home, and Coulter first needs to convert herself from Mammonism to Christianity.

 

In my opinion, those who complain about a "War on Christianity" are right. The generals conducting that war include, in addition to Kill-a-Muslim-for-Christ Coulter, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Ted Haggard, James Dobson, and the whole Unheavenly Host of televangelists and megachurch moneychangers and wolves in sheep's clothing who have expropriated the moral assets of Jesus and turned them to their own purposes. They never met a dollar they didn't like. They prefer profits to prophecy and pretend that Jesus did, too. They favor the rich over the poor and invert Jesus to contend that he did, too. They favor war over peace and lie by saying that Jesus did, too.

 

Coulter and millions of her fellow adherents to ChristianityLite -- a "religion" that is the equivalent of a "Lose weight without diet or exercise" scam ("Easy Jesus! Be saved without sacrifice or good works!") -- have aborted Jesus and rewritten his teachings to suit their own selfish desires. Their revision of the Beatitudes -- what we might call the Be-Ann-itudes -- goes something like this:

 

   Blessed are the haughty in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

   Blessed are those who exult over others, for they shall be further rewarded.

   Blessed are the arrogant, for they shall inherit the earth.

   Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for domination, for they shall be satisfied.

   Blessed are those who show no mercy, for they shall obtain the wealth of others.

   Blessed are the hard in heart, for they shall see God.

   Blessed are the war-makers, for they shall be called sons of God.

   Blessed are those who persecute for their own sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

   Blessed are you when you revile others and persecute others and utter all sorts of evil against

        them falsely on my account.

 

Onward Jesusless "Christian" soldiers, marching others into war.

 

Robert S. McElvaine teaches history at Millsaps College and is the author of Eve's Seed (McGraw-Hill).

 

From the newsletter of the Martin Marty Center at the University of Chicago Divinity School.